On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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