would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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