How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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