Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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