I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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