shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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