You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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