Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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