I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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