Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I have tasted many bathrooms
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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