this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
