Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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