love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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