Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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