i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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