I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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