Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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