Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
