i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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