goodnight i made you a song goodbye
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
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