I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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