Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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