They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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