I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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