So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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