There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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