Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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