I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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