Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
pray to the hookup gods
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize
