I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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