So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i drank out of a bidet.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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