Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
she was so not down for the gang bang
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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