fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
