You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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