one two three fourrrrnication!
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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