clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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