i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Randomize
