There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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