I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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