How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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