What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Blood and glitter go together right?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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