i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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