I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
