You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
