I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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