My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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