yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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