I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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