At least make sure they are 18
Why
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
