It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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