But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Randomize