Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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