So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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