Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
