What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
